A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...