The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...