Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...