First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...