Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....