One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...