Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Olympic city bribery
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...