Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...