Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...