The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...