Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...