A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...