Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...