Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...