Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...