It’s been nice gnawing you!
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You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
A frog with hiccups!
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Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
User song and music
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Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...