To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...