The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...