Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...