What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...