English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.