Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...