Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...