Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...