Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...