No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...