I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...