Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!