How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...