Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...