Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...