2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...