Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...