Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...