A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...