Welcoming to America
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headmasters and bullfrogs
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Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!