If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....