Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...