You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
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One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Golf Genie
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What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
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Chain Letter Type lI
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Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....