Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...