Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Don’t say this to a cop
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What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...