A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...