Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...