Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!