Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...