Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!