Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!