Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...