Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
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Kermit the Frog
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How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
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What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...