Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.